Catdog Sledding

I still remember every single word of this segment!

Cat: Hiya, kids! Do you know what time it is? It's time to read some fan mail! (Laughs) Winslow, bring in the letters, my good man!
Winslow: Nothin' today, chief.
Cat: Are you sure?
Winslow: Trust me. You two are as popular as a monkey in a banana patch. Fuhgeddaboutit.
Dog: I have one! (clears throat) "Dear us, Where did we come from? Signed… You and me."
Winslow: Pathetic.
Cat: Uh... uh... Good question, Dog! Of course, i-i-it comes as no surprise to you at home, but Dog and I were descended from royalty.
Dog: Right! Roy-all-tee! Uh... I don't get it.
Cat: Right. Well, you know, you know... (aside) Just work with me here, okay?
Dog: Ohhhhh, royalty, royalty! We used to be the King and Queen of England! We wore crowns of sausages, dental floss, and bowling balls!
Cat: Well, you see, tha-tha-that was the rumor. But we did grow up in a... beautiful country.
Dog: Beautiful country, high in the frigid peaks of the Florida Alps!
(This drawing)
Cat: (screams) Florida Alps?!
Dog: Mm-hm. Then we learned to fly!
Cat: Uh, uh, hold on, Dog.
Dog: Out into outer space... And back down into the ocean! There we found deep-sea leprechauns! And, oh, boy, it was so dark, we got lost in a crazy, negative dimension!
Cat: Okay, okay THAT IS ENOUGH!!!!!!
Dog: You said, "Work with me", I'm working with you.
Winslow: And youse two wonder why you never get fan mail, sheesh Louise.
Cat: "Deep-sea leprechauns?"
Dog: (gasps) Wait a minute!
Winslow: (whistles innocently)
Cat: What is this? (laughs) "To CatDog"!
(house becomes flooded with fan mail)
Cat: WINSLOW!!!!
Winslow: Okay, so ya gotta couple letters I forgot to tell ya about. Big deal.